Slamming skulls and taking names! THE DOG (found on the A&E channel) is capturing the attention of this rocker. And it’s not so much that he’s chasing after wanted fugitives or slamming convicts into the ground (because as we all know that kind of action can be seen on any given Saturday afternoon on FOX watching COPS). I’m fascinated with his sweet mullet and born-again-christian, ass-kickin’ attitude.

He’s the only person alive that can rock a mullet, leather pants, leather and metal studded arm bands, metal-tipped cowboy boots, dangly earrings, and still kick your ass for jumping bail all while looking cool in the middle of Hawaii, Bra. For those who haven’t seen his show, however…it could get confusing watching him and his crew arrest some fugitives. Because after putting the beat-down, he immediately turns his attention to reforming the convicts souls and preaching life lessons about living straight. The DOG, in all his leather and metal, has to be the hardest rocking, gnarliest bounty hunter out there…I mean, just listen to his theme song.

Side note to the producers at A&E: Get DOG and Beth, his wife, an 80’s Pontiac Firebird (as seen in Smokey and the Bandit). That would complete the package and make for some killer footage.